The Magical Vending Machine

[MinisterJay]

*and it comes BACK, all wet and chewed up. Wipes it and sticks in pants pocket. Hmmm. It's still good.*

*drops an amoeba into it*

 

[Zebestian]

*doesn't spit out anything because the amoeba is too small to be registered*

*puts a bunch of grapes into the machine*

 

[MinisterJay]

*out pops out some vintage wine*

*puts balut into it*

 

[CynicSyndrome]

*sticks in innocent bystander*

*DarcHiro falls out*

 

[DarcHiro]

Yay! Human Sacrifice awakes me! P.s. I've been in there for forever!

*Sticks in a pear from my kitchen*

 

[Black Shadow]

Did someone says human sacrifice? *Lord Shadow Black awaits... *Takes out Triforce of power* *Sticks in Magical Unicorn Hungry Butter*

 

[Amysaurus]

*a rainbow lollipop comes out*

*puts in a four toothpicks and a mouse*

 

[MinisterJay]

*vending machine misreads imputed items and takes it as the other mouse and drops out a new PC.*

*puts in lint and receipt from pants pocket*

 

[Alcha Emy]

*Someone wearing the pants pockets pops out and runs away after having been trapped in there for years*

*Puts in bombs* :3

 

[Black Shadow]

*Takes out bombs like nothing happened

*Puts in Deku Sheild

 

[Amysaurus]

*Pulls an entire Deku Tree out of the vending machine. Don't ask.*

*puts in a dinosaur plushie*

 

[Beminfire]

*Pulls out Tyrannosaurus Rex*

*Puts in a Sans sticker*

 

[DarcHiro]

The machine shakes a bit and starts making terrible puns.

Puts in a bannana.

 

[CynicSyndrome]

*Pencil rolls out from under machine. Stabs machine with pencil.*
*Vending machine is unaffected*

*Puts in all remaining self respect*

 

[Lore]

*receives self appreciation via way of interpretive dance*

*puts 15 bottle caps with a random assortment of trivia questions printed on them into the machine*

 

[DarcHiro]

The robot Supervisor Greene from Fallout pops out and puts you in his game show, you win and receive 100 bottle caps.

Puts in my broken headset.

 

[Lore]

*receives a boom microphone that smells of elderberries*

*inserts 13 rings from Sonic*

 

[CynicSyndrome]

*Nothing comes out*
*Inserts 87 more rings. free life falls out*

*Inserts Yoshi Coin*

 

[Lore]

*obtains an egg*

*inserts cracked diamond*

 

[Zackleaynts]

*out comes One Piece's Jozu*

*inserts RMMV's Yanfly Engine's Plugins*