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Tell me Anything!

ejronin

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Tell you anything? That's risky, friend.

about 8 years ago, on a bet I drank a cup of water people had used to put out their cigarettes all night.

Music was loud, police came to tell us to turn it down right as I was about to drink it. Onlookers told the police what was about to go down. They, no lie, said, "our business can wait until this is done."

I took it down, counted to 5, and then immediately regurgitated it. They handed me $500 cash.

Don't judge, I made $500. I went home, brushed my teeth for 20 minutes and went back to the party with more money in my pocket than anyone arrived with and three new phone numbers.

Also, last month I nearly shaved off one of my nipples by accident. It was horrible, or would've been. Thank God for unsteady hands.
 
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