Aldo = Hyperactive Irritating Protagonist who all the girls fall for, for some disgustingly shallow mary-sue of a reason.
Nina = Self-centered curry-sipping attention-seeker with some mary sue powers left by an angel.
Rob - Annoying Mascot character who wants to be relevant.
Hayetemaru - Fur-service, good for the whole family to hate!
Dilara - Naive Scholar without a clue how bad the world around her has become.
Gustaf - Gutterspeaking legendary badass who the girls for some reason can't actually seem to realize is a more fitting romantic partner.
Eisele: Overacted optimist with ADHD who vomits rainbows and sunshine.
Yaichi: Tool of Japanese ire. Isn't actually a samurai. Is cool only the surface level. Gets drunk way too much.
Sophie: Psychotic faerie who would rather do damage to the opponent than heal anyone despite being a designate healer.
Frist: Humble Blacksmith with a strength unlike any other. His chin of might scares away his love interests, which is a shame, he'd be a cool, fun guy.
Akja: Too shy about being a necromancer to be useful. Too morally attached to go the mile needed. She'll be killed early on in the game, or be the villain who turns to fight on your side.
Franz: Egocentric arrogant snob who the girls will eventually realize is leftovers compared to Aldo.
Marie: Queen of fashion victims.
Orhan: King who may just be too stupidly humble to realize his vizier is going to betray him at some point.
Chimg: Probably the only sanely goaled character in the game, she just wants to sell fruit, and goes at it with a smile. Fuck if she offered me oranges, I'd buy them!
B2: Good-willed though outrageously annoying robot. But even he knows his place, he also wants Rob just to never speak.
There did I do good guys?
We should all do this. Mine was honest.
I want to make a story about Chimg, Akja, Yaichi and Frist.
