Defeated in Battle

[Harmless]

I throw the xmas hat wearing snake into a red stocking. I have to stay thematic after all.

 

[Jiriki9]

As you did not attack me, I have time to load up my Special Power Attack and Blast you off into the universe.

 

[Harmless]

Rude. I use my sass. It doesn't do anything, other than make you feel like a horrible person. :(

 

[Lore]

I attempt to use duct tape on your mouth but the Sass caused super-effective damage on me and countered my move. As a result, I get some extra time to plan

 

[Jiriki9]

Your extra time to plan is no use, because I divert you with a flashy and confusing light show.

 

[Lore]

Overloaded from the distractions, I scream and begin to wildly throw frag grenades.

 

[Harmless]

Opening my mouth to sass the place up again, a frag lands in my mouth. I attempt to spit it back at the snake in time. O.o

 

[Lore]

I throw daggers and shurikens in all directions to test his accuracy.

 

[Jiriki9]

I have burrowed myself in and wait for your attacks to fade, then jump out abruptly to scare hell out of you.

 

[Lore]

Dies of a heart attack due to the scare, before disintegrating and dissolving into billions of nanites

 

[Jiriki9]

I activate an EMP, which should get rid of these pesky nanites.

 

[Blue Blade]

Waiting for the right moment from a distance, I fired my sniper rifle and shot Jiriki in the head and then proceed to dance as if I won the battle.