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- Thread starter Trumully
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Orange Ball
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...Charlie Brown kicked the football...
Wingedwolf
Knight
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or is it....
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lol should put it all together print it out and make a coffee table book like this
... off in the distance, and she went to search for the source of it...
(Yeah, you'd better run!!!)
(Yeah, you'd better run!!!)
There once was a person walking around searching for persons to fulfill the need…to find out where they live, but little did the person know… he still had some virgin oil.
That wouldn’t stop him, though - for he was not entirely sure where to find any thoughts in his mind, but he pressed on and on and on until he came across a village, and he went into an inn.
He walked all the way to the counter, and demanded a room for the night.
The innkeeper look at him suspiciously, because he was carrying a ton of items stolen from the local item shop.
So, he unsheathed his sword.
The innkeeper ran away.
He walked behind the counter and stole all the currency to keep for himself, while the innkeeper came back with an army of five soldiers.
One of the soldiers said, “Prepare to die”!
He drew his sword, then stabbed him in the knee while chanting “Viva la Revolution!” and smiling like a madman.
Then, they (the soldier) asked for reinforcements.
Soon after, the mongoose army arrived.
Seeing this, the thief fled to the secret underground hair salon.
He was able to find it because there was a big shiny sign pointing at the entrance that said “Do Not Enter”, but he had no choice and walked in.
Then a wild dog emerged, but it was just a hot dog, so he touched it, and it was indeed hot.
So, he was taken to the hospital with a minor case of hotdogfritsaritus with a hint of diarrhea.
The cleric looked at him with a disgusted face and said “How dare you defile me with that scent?”, then healed him and stormed away, scoffing and laughing at anyone she passed.
Eventually, she 420 blazed it, then got dunked on a vial of slime juice, which melted her face skin and revealed her true form, a green-skinned witch who had a really really disgusting big mole on her face.
The three-headed dragon ate the big mole, and became a mole dragon that smelled like Swiss cheese.
However, he stumbled across a treasure chest and found a big pair of tweezers, which he then proceeded to use as an unholy butt cleaner.
The butt cleaner had problems - giving rectal infections, causing moles all over, creating a portal to his giant sock room, where keeping his feet warm is the the number one priority.
The only problem was that a moth ate the fabric, which was then stepped on and turned into a knife that once belonged to a beautiful demon princess, and used to cut throats with a toddler’s apron.
He grabbed the sock-turned-knife and cut some cheese with jalepenõs to make pepper spray to fight a polar bear on a deserted island, and made sure to avoid SPA while being chased through the jungle by a black smoke cloud.
Suddenly, he tripped and fell into a deep hole that held a computer with a button you had to press every hour or it would go BOOM!
But then, a virus attacked him, which caused him to turn Jack over to the SPA.
Then, President Barack Obama appeared and sang the theme to Cowboy Bebop.
Then, people were booing, and most of them died, only to find their souls had been corrupted by conglomerates known as The Brotherhood of the Pretzel.
Goku brought them back with the Dragonballs and Kamehameha’d the president, until Ryu used Hadouken and broke one of the Dragonballs.
Dende went very mad, but then the president used his telekinesis, first using his Alakazite to Mega Evolve into a potato that was a blacksmith with dinosaur legs.
This made Amysaurus angry (because potatoes don’t have legs), so she ate the potato.
Then her stomach growled, and she let out a gigantic yawn and went to BK and ate some soggy fries along with BK’s special.
And then she literally ate the entire place, building and all.
Charlie Brown kicked the football, but the football was actually a potato, and the potato killed Amy.
THE END.
… or is it?
Amy was playing dead, and then she died again, but a bowel movement happened off in the distance, and she went to search for the source of it.
That wouldn’t stop him, though - for he was not entirely sure where to find any thoughts in his mind, but he pressed on and on and on until he came across a village, and he went into an inn.
He walked all the way to the counter, and demanded a room for the night.
The innkeeper look at him suspiciously, because he was carrying a ton of items stolen from the local item shop.
So, he unsheathed his sword.
The innkeeper ran away.
He walked behind the counter and stole all the currency to keep for himself, while the innkeeper came back with an army of five soldiers.
One of the soldiers said, “Prepare to die”!
He drew his sword, then stabbed him in the knee while chanting “Viva la Revolution!” and smiling like a madman.
Then, they (the soldier) asked for reinforcements.
Soon after, the mongoose army arrived.
Seeing this, the thief fled to the secret underground hair salon.
He was able to find it because there was a big shiny sign pointing at the entrance that said “Do Not Enter”, but he had no choice and walked in.
Then a wild dog emerged, but it was just a hot dog, so he touched it, and it was indeed hot.
So, he was taken to the hospital with a minor case of hotdogfritsaritus with a hint of diarrhea.
The cleric looked at him with a disgusted face and said “How dare you defile me with that scent?”, then healed him and stormed away, scoffing and laughing at anyone she passed.
Eventually, she 420 blazed it, then got dunked on a vial of slime juice, which melted her face skin and revealed her true form, a green-skinned witch who had a really really disgusting big mole on her face.
The three-headed dragon ate the big mole, and became a mole dragon that smelled like Swiss cheese.
However, he stumbled across a treasure chest and found a big pair of tweezers, which he then proceeded to use as an unholy butt cleaner.
The butt cleaner had problems - giving rectal infections, causing moles all over, creating a portal to his giant sock room, where keeping his feet warm is the the number one priority.
The only problem was that a moth ate the fabric, which was then stepped on and turned into a knife that once belonged to a beautiful demon princess, and used to cut throats with a toddler’s apron.
He grabbed the sock-turned-knife and cut some cheese with jalepenõs to make pepper spray to fight a polar bear on a deserted island, and made sure to avoid SPA while being chased through the jungle by a black smoke cloud.
Suddenly, he tripped and fell into a deep hole that held a computer with a button you had to press every hour or it would go BOOM!
But then, a virus attacked him, which caused him to turn Jack over to the SPA.
Then, President Barack Obama appeared and sang the theme to Cowboy Bebop.
Then, people were booing, and most of them died, only to find their souls had been corrupted by conglomerates known as The Brotherhood of the Pretzel.
Goku brought them back with the Dragonballs and Kamehameha’d the president, until Ryu used Hadouken and broke one of the Dragonballs.
Dende went very mad, but then the president used his telekinesis, first using his Alakazite to Mega Evolve into a potato that was a blacksmith with dinosaur legs.
This made Amysaurus angry (because potatoes don’t have legs), so she ate the potato.
Then her stomach growled, and she let out a gigantic yawn and went to BK and ate some soggy fries along with BK’s special.
And then she literally ate the entire place, building and all.
Charlie Brown kicked the football, but the football was actually a potato, and the potato killed Amy.
THE END.
… or is it?
Amy was playing dead, and then she died again, but a bowel movement happened off in the distance, and she went to search for the source of it.
Wingedwolf
Knight
- Xy$
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green baby poop which she ate
Wingedwolf
Knight
- Xy$
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@LTN Games 's shoes..so he pulled out a gun
Wingedwolf
Knight
- Xy$
- -0.10
because they became alive but he shot off his big toe too..