You need monsters ey?
Well, I'm not gonna just fold you over the ideas I've had, buuuuut!
If you look at some of earth's creatures, we already have some... interesting beasts!
The Anteater
It looks like it should be in one of those alien movies.
The Cuttlefish
Contrary to the phonetic it's name carries, cuddles ain't it's game, nor is being slightly alike any living organism on earth. If anything could be seen as the inspiration for
Oddworld's Sligs, it's these fucking things.
The Axolotl
A freak of nature, and a darned diddly cute one.
Finally.
The Mistake of God
"Listen ya wanker yobbo c
oont, the name is 'Platypus', thank you very much! Now where's me beer?"
Well sorry there, thing that looks like a result of a duck and a beaver having one too many late night inter-species grody get-togethers, I couldn't help but wonder why God would smash together an otter, a duck and a beaver, did he just run out of ideas and start bashing things together?
Hey, it is possible! The Platypus, ladies and gentlemen! --native to Australia, and like virtually everything else with lungs in this country, it's venomous.
They have two burrs on the back of their feet near the 'conceivable-ankle' that'll hurt a bit and paralyze you for a short amount of time, heh, they aren't super deadly. Besides, the chance of you encountering one of these endangered amalgamations is very low, even lower is you being enough of an idiot to catch one.
If you're caught by anyone who gives a shit about you trying to catch one of these weirdos, a bit of platypoison is gonna be the least of your worries, sweetheart.
The constant in Australia is no matter how venomous a creature, or how poisonous a tree...
People will always be the most readily available and ample dose of toxin, get all that, mate?
So there's a bit of wisdom from your loyal Biz about how to concept, it's simple, you don't have to every time! Even god runs out of creative fuel sometime! Or Platypus here wouldn't be.
Join us next time on Biz's spiels for the story of how Australians have
Flowey growing in their backyard, the
rock with a deadly secret, and the
SPIDER THAT HUNTS HUMANS.[/spoiler]