The Magical Vending Machine

[Micro]

so I saw this on a forum once a long time ago and thought it was fun. basically a person puts something into a vending machine (money, or something random) and the next poster decides what that person gets from the vending machine.

example:

Poster 1: *puts a banana into the vending machine*
Poster 2: *the vending machine dispenses a giant gorilla plush*

and then poster 2 puts something into the vending machine!

bonus points for randomness and vending something the person especially likes!

I'll start...

*puts a poinsettia into the vending machine*

 

[CynicSyndrome]

*coin slot is now jammed*
*vending machine takes your picture and alerts the authorities*
*vending machine plays "We wish you a merry Christmas" *

 

[Amysaurus]

*kicks the vending machine*
Welp. He put nothing in, he got nothing out of it. It stopped singing, though!

*inserts a dinosaur bone into the vending machine*

 

[Micro]

oh, I'm glad it stopped singing. it was going on forever!

*vending machine delivers a dinosaur egg and it starts to hatch .... it's a baby [whatever dinosaur you want], and it's pink with white polka dots!*

*puts a bottlecap into the vending machine*

 

[DarcHiro]

*Dr pepper starts shooting in your face, hope you drink it all*

*puts an old sneaker in the machine*

 

[Micro]

*a bug that was living in the sneaker crawls out and starts crying because you made his home disappear*

*puts a unicycle into the machine*

 

[DarcHiro]

*a bunch of juggling clowns come from behind the machine riding similar unicycles to the one you put in*

*puts in a gold coin*

 

[CynicSyndrome]

*You get sucked into the vending machine and transported to the Mushroom Kingdom where you have to battle King Koopa to rescue your princess.*

*sticks Hillary Clinton in the vending machine*
*hopes she will stay there*

 

[DarcHiro]

*Bernie Sanders pops out being a nice old man*

Puts in a water Pokemon card.
[doublepost=1451022765,1451022669][/doublepost]I hope I don't die playing Mario in real life, Mario is difficult!

 

[Micro]

*Squirtle hops out of the vending machine*

*puts a candy bar in*

 

[CynicSyndrome]

*money comes out*

*sticks George Lucas in there with Hillary*

-wait which Mario did you land in?-

 

[Macro]

I got a Donald Trump bobblehead.

*Inserts a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos*

 

[DarcHiro]

*The machine starts blaring "We are the Champions my Friend" and Doritos of various flavors start spurting out*

*After finally defeating King Koopa, I toss in a 1up mushroom I found in my travels.*

 

[CynicSyndrome]

*vending machine grows to immense proportions*

*sticks in University of Yale*

 

[DarcHiro]

*the machine spits out a bachelors degree in law, and the music finally stops*

*I fall into the machine trying to reach into it because it's so large now*

 

[CynicSyndrome]

*vending machine, ran out of mushroom magic and suddenly shrinks back down.*

*sticks in tiny flashlights*

 

[DarcHiro]

*the machine starts creating strobe lights all around it*

*I try to scream because I'm now trapped inside the machine, and it's a little cramped now that it shrank... I search my pockets to find anything I could use to get out of here and some lint falls out*

 

[CynicSyndrome]

*Lint catches fire, and you scream even more.*


*Fills vending machine with water*

 

[Black Shadow]

*takes bottle of water out*


*puts bottle of deceptively counterfeit bills in"

 

[DarcHiro]

*a clone of me pops out*
"GUYS I'M STILL IN HERE!!!"

*drops a pencil I use a lot to draw with*