If you were an NPC...

[FelixSynth]

If you were an NPC in a standard fantasy RPG. What would you say to the player?

 

[Rise Evil]

Remember to always check your inventory and have everything you need before travelling

 

[David FoxFire]

I used to be an Adventurer, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

 

[FelixSynth]

@DavidFoxFire I knew someone would.

@RiseEvil I imagine the message "Received 3 HP pots" appears after you say that

Answering my own post
"I heard there is a a great evil coming soon... But more importantly have you checked out that carnival yet?"

 

[Wize1]

"I need you to gather 15 spider legs."

 

[Amysaurus]

"Why are you in my house? Get out of my house."

 

[Trumully]

"You look like a sturdy one. Shall I treat you to my whip or the riding crop?"

 

[FelixSynth]

"Wait... Why are you looking at my pottery like that"
"I swear if you're like that last adventurer i'm taking you to court for vandalism"

 

[Rise Evil]

I imagine the message "Received 3 HP pots" appears after you say that

Oh yeah! 8)

 

[Orange Ball]

I pretend to make cute squeaking noise.

 

[Tu Chau]

Dear my hero, are you gonna check any corners in this house trying to steal my stuff?

 

[Rise Evil]

Another one :
You know you're damn annoying talking to me over and over? Did you expect me to give you any random message and remain original? Couldn't you wait to trigger any switch to make progresse, so I'll get something else different to tell you?

 

[Wize1]

"Nobody really notices me except you. These people. They all walk the same path every 10 seconds. I've been studying them. Something is strange here. Everyone does the same.... thing... every... day... forever... It's like I'm trapped inside a broken record! Please free me from this prison of despair!"

 

[Kotori]

"Meow, move along hero. Nothing to see here. No cat-astrophic events happening, everything is purrfect, and we are all feline wonderful. What? You don't believe me? I'm not kittening around here." -Kotori the Gensokyo Cat


Then the hero never step foot again on that cat's territory...

 

[David FoxFire]

Okay, so, I'm all like, "Hey, what's up?" and you're like, I'm gonna poke you and I'm all, "Whacha doin'?" and you're like, I'm gonna keep poking you and I'm like, "Seriously?" an' you're all just like poking me? Like, what's your deal...

 

[LTN Games]

Moving this topic to the general discussion.

 

[Maebius]

Welcome to QuestVille....
Welcome to Questville...
Welcome to Questville...

 

[HotfireLegend]

"The healer is in the centre of town."

 

[Cloud Knight]

" May The Light, Be Ever In Your Favor. "

 

[sage]

"Don't talk to me."